Get on your fixed gear bicycle and ride!

I still feel that varable gears are only for people over forty-five. Isn't it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailer? We are getting soft...As for me, give me a fixed gear! --Henri Desgrange, L'Équipe article of 1902

Saturday, November 19, 2005


Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo br> snippets of lyrics from "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" by The Bloodhound Gang.This is by far the best collection of euphemisms I've seen.

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
With the boink swatter

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
With the pork steeple

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie KiloFoxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
You just can't fight it. You can't even look at


At 7:12 PM, Blogger G-reg said...

Ha, The Bloodhound Gang played down here a few weeks ago. One of the dudes I worked with, who has a really good memory, recited that song for weeks.


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