The things kids say....

Kid: (not speaking clearly)The teacher wants fifty copies of this.
Adult: Did you say fifty or fifteen
Kid: (with attidtude) She wants fifty, you know.... F-zero!


Adult: Having a bad day?
Kid: This morning I only had steam coming out of my head, now its traveld down my arms and I have flames coming out of my hands! Now leave me alone please!


ANGRY Kid to Adult: You're the cracker I've been wanting to crush all day!!!(imagine trying to keep a straight face in front of the kid after hearing that)


Kid: (on school outing to go snowboarding, loses control and crashes) AAAAAggghhhhh
Adult: Are you ok?
Kid: I crashed and hit my head(saw the crash, not even remotely bad)
Adult: You'll be fine
Kid: No I won't, I think I'm getting amnesia
Adult: (laughing) I don't think you will.
Kid: You're not helping the situation by laughing Mr._________