Field & Stream Magazine

Myself and Kirby Harmon are on pages 102/103 of the Dec./Jan. 2005 double issue of Field and Stream Magazine....photo by Colby Lysne.....all have ties to The Ski & Bike Shop......"Ice Fishing Done Right"

I AM THE CHAMPION

Simmons and Sears DOMINATE and ride there Chariots of Fire to becum ND State Champeeons!

Simmons and Sears DOMINATE and ride there Chariots of Fire to becum ND State Champeeons! The masses assembled in GFND this evening the enogeral ND Singlespeed/Fixedgear State Champeeonshps! We had a live band playing for us and the beer flowed like an open fire hydrant in the ghetto on a hot somer day....while a bit over hyped, it was an incredable display of drinking, eating(that simmons was carbo loading HARDCORE...two pizzas(we believe that other racers bribed Lane to shutdown the grill and prevent us from eating the glorious HUB SPECIAL in hopes of hampering our performance) and the coke was flowing like Nathan V. after a night of boozin), and oogling members of the opposite sex(it was all the other riders though Jen, Heidi, not Simmons or I, we were two fokused on the race.)

Now, in respose to someone, who shall remain a nameless punk, the race in know way was 'rigged'....END OF DISCUSSION

Pics and more info to come

from drunkcyclist.com

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo br> snippets of lyrics from "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" by The Bloodhound Gang.This is by far the best collection of euphemisms I've seen.

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
With the boink swatter

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
With the pork steeple

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You just can't fight it. You can't even look at

2005 nd singlespeed/fixed gear CHAMPEEONSHPS, oh, and bout g-reg

here ye, hear ye, come on(c)e(role over, and fall assleap) come all
announcing the
2005 ND singlespeed/fixedgear CHAMPEEONSHPS

on the 19th day of november in the year of your lord 2005(thats this sat for the calender challenged) rondayview @ The HUB BAR lowcated in glory(hole)us GRAND FORKS ND (205 3rd ST north)...race info desemanation begins at 4:20 x 2 pm.....BE THERE, butt if you feel you(rself) have somtine better todo so beet.

AS FAR AS us missing the illusterous G-reg....dahvision II MTB Champ(not singlespeed or fixedgear champ) we do miss the gapping hole he had, I mean hes leaving left a gapping hole in the cycling world that is GFND....it was so gapping that we knew know one could fill it so it's best to not talk about it.....like they sayd "don't ask, don't tell"

WELL....heres hoping that some peeple show up....we got some free beer if that helps

via con deeose mucho magkneefeeco

"Are the good times really over"

the revered merle haggard asked that ? in his song and it got me thinkin....brain, aka punk, is gone; no more is "the fox, wheres the fox" as a great cusotmer asked all to often....all that I know to be good in the 'war'ld has left the mecca of cycling known as GFND....I'm beeginin to continplate my dw(e)rection on the plains of ND.....