Beer Prayer

Our Lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
(I will be drunk)
At home as in the tavern
Give us this day our foamyhead
And forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the bitter & lager
For ever & ever
- Barman